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One of the scariest experiences of my life is being in my friend’s Toyota Starlet. It was an abused old thing, adorned with crude stickers (‘Objects in the rear-view mirror are about to get chopped’ and ‘Gas or ass, no free rides’), a mostly attached driver-side door, and a wing spoiler. The springs were aggressively chopped such that it rode extremely low.

We, that is the driver, another friend, and I, decided to venture to a shopping centre. I sat in the front next to the driver, and the other friend curled up in something between a foetal and brace position across the back seats.

Getting in the car proved a lapse in judgement from the second the shitbox began swerving through the car park and lurched onto a busy main road. With a flagrant disregard for the speed limit, it staggered along to find a position in traffic before coming over the crest of a hill and rocketing down it. The tottering Starlet weaved across lanes and through traffic. Traffic which, thanks to the chopped springs, loomed over us and threatened to simply crush us when merging.

As we reached the shopping centre, he cut across a few lanes of traffic before, without slowing down, hurling us off the road into a notoriously tight car park. As the car attempted to hurdle over the speed bumps, the concrete and asphalt reached up and gripped the undercarriage with scraping claws. The grating of metal reverberated awfully through the interior. The driver wound his window down and feathered the pedals as he slowly progressed, screaming profanities and moaning in sympathetic pain, most of his body hanging out the window, as he tried to avoid grinding away what was left of the thinning bottom wall of the petrol tank.

Once past the worst of the speed bumps, he proceeded to pull the wrong way into a one-way road that was thankfully uninhabited by other drivers. He sped down it, performed some further illegal manoeuvres, then completely ignored a stop sign. When he pulled into a park (across two bays, naturally), I took a look at the back seat and my friend, who had all but perfected the contortionist-style ball she’d arranged herself into.

We clambered out of the vehicle, alive, and spent a brief period in the shopping centre before realising our break was nearly spent and that we’d be late to class if we walked back. The driver gleefully hopped back in, and the other passenger and I reluctantly returned to our positions in the car.

Knowing what to expect and with our sphincters suitably puckered, the Starlet threw itself back onto the street. The hill we’d zipped down previously (I think the brakes were shot) was now a mountain for the strained little car to manage. We started off strong with some momentum, but as it reached towards the apex, it slowed, and the tortured engine groaned ominously. The car just made it over the crest, screaming, before plummeting down the other side and back to college in time for class.

There is a concept in moderation called ‘moderation based on intent’.

A three-strike system or similar might be general policy, but it isn’t always the optimal approach, and sometimes further nuance is necessary.

For example, a newly created account begins to spew bigotry. Should moderators wait for the third occurrence to take action, or should they just be banned immediately? They should be banned immediately, as all parties are aware that there is no intent for positive contribution here, and allowing the disruptive entity to remain causes unnecessary distress to other users.

Offering a path to redemption via a strike system is futile and a waste of resources in such cases. It can also be weaponised and exploited.

Intent can also apply to other situations and be gleaned from context. For example, the term ‘faggot’ could be offensive if used as a slur but benign if used to refer to a bundle of items. The appropriate consequence, if any, is determined by the intent behind the usage of the word.

A ‘based on intent’ clause has been policy for every stable community I’ve moderated, from small groups to large platforms.

Replacing old code with new code, only to end up keeping the old code around for compatibility reasons, is like when you say goodbye to someone and then walk in the same direction as them.

Design Considerations for Moderation Tooling

Ensuring protection of the protectors.

Overview of thoughful and protective design of tooling for moderating user-generated content, placing emphasis on minimising the psychological effects of exposure to heinous content, while balancing efficiency, accuracy, and the long-term wellbeing of trust and safety teams. Covering techniques for the mitigation of impact where applicable.

https://vale.rocks/posts/moderation-tooling-design

I’m used to mean people on the net, but I have never faced spiteful vitriol on the level of anti-AI folk.

I think I’m fairly reasonable in my assessments of generative AI, yet I’ve still received a number of death threats, rape threats, and doxx attempts. Really vicious and hostile to extents I’ve never before been exposed to.

Adobe published valid product keys for a range of Macromedia products on Windows and Macintosh when they disabled the activation servers on December 15th, 2012.

They are all accessible in an archive of Adobe’s site here: https://web.archive.org/web/20210314181449/https://helpx.adobe.com/x-productkb/policy-pricing/macromedia-legacy-activation-error.html

It has product keys for Captivate 1.0, Contribute 2.0, Contribute 3.0, FlashPaper 2.0, Director MX 2004, Dreamweaver MX 2004, Fireworks MX 2004, Flash MX 2004, Freehand MX, and Macromedia Studio MX 2004. Setting Windows’s Compatibility Mode to ‘Windows XP (Service Pack 2)’ seems to be the sweet spot if using a contemporary version of Windows.

Nothing like opening Bluesky to see NSFW furry artwork featuring the new Stoat icon/mascot I designed.

Lovely to see that rule 34 of the internet is alive and well…

It really irks me when people call themselves ‘refugees’ when switching digital platforms.

Have some tact. You didn’t flee a war zone; you switched apps.

Day was going pretty well until Rod Serling came through the door and began monologuing a blow-by-blow of the horrors about to befall me.

I’ve been smashing out 12+ hour days to handle the new user influx at Stoat over the past week. I’m absolutely knackered. Gonna take a bit of a break.

To everyone who has tried to contact me about something, I’m sorry for my tardiness. I’m not trying to ignore you; I’m merely lacking the mental bandwidth to respond right now.

Launching new branding is always a tad stressful. Will people like it? Will they reject the new in favour of the old?

However, the launch of the new Stoat icon I designed has been a resounding success. People love the new icon!

They love it so much, in fact, that since launching yesterday it has already been named ‘Toast’ by the community. 🍞

Thousands of people have liked the announcements of the new icon across social media, and many more have reached out to me personally to express their fondness.

Already I’ve seen fan art of the new logo across a few platforms, and it really is wonderful to see everyone embrace it so openly.

I’ve got over 1000 followers now on Bluesky. I’m not sure what you’re all doing here, but I’m glad to have you.

In our moderation panel over at Stoat, we have a button to deploy bees.

We don’t want to have to deploy bees, but sometimes that is the only viable option. Releasing bees as a moderation action is always a difficult call to make, but sometimes bees are the only tool for the job.

Vale's user inspected in the internal Stoat admin panel. There are actions including 'Suspend', 'Ban', 'Wipe Messages', and 'Bees'.

We have strict policies in place regarding bee usage. As it is, of course, a destructive action, we do also have a confirmation modal to avoid accidental bee deployments.

Modal reading 'Release the bees. Are you sure you want to send the bees?'. The two options are 'Cancel' and 'Deploy'.

Solemnly staring at my computer screen in silence, trying to regain my composure after realising I’ve just been editing the SASS output, not the source files.

Carefully cutting down my JavaScript, optimising my CSS, minimising my HTML, configuring preloads, tweaking caching, and manually shrinking images to hit a good balance of size and compression, then opening a new tab to be hit by a megacorp’s 40MB hero video.

To all fleeing from Firefox due to their tone-deaf AI fumblings, please don’t move to a Chromium-based browser.

Diversity in browser engines is critical for an open web. We must avoid a monopoly at all costs.

Nobody ask Ford, Coke, or IBM what they were doing in the 1940s, and nobody ask Apple, Google, or Microsoft what they are doing in the 2020s.