Firehose

This is everything, all in one place, coming ’atcha!

This firehose contains a record of all my micro posts, articles, photography, and other web doings. If you’d like to subscribe to feeds to stay up-to-date with things, then you can do so via my syndication page.

CSS started out as something a lot simpler. Originally it was just a bare-bones means to lightly simple, majority text pages, but it quickly took off and had to keep up with the swiftly evolving web.

Along the way, mistakes were made – both genuine blunders and at the time reasonable choices which time hasn’t been kind to and which are flawed in retrospect. The CSS Working Group published the Incomplete List of Mistakes in the Design of CSS, which outlines a great many of these suboptimal features. A similar story is etched into the history of many languages; they started simple with a tight scope, but decades of usage have expanded the cases beyond the original design decisions.

These mistakes obviously cannot just be fixed, for the plethora of existing software relying on them would break, and even if fallbacks were implemented, there are edge cases galore which could cause unacceptable disruption. Thus, to peer into the alternate timeline where CSS didn’t make these mistakes, I’ve created a library: FixCSS.

FixCSS tackles the mistakes and the knock-on implications of them to present a CSS where they never happened – a CSS that could have been. It works client-side, as a Node package, and via the command line (CLI). It is mostly a novelty, rather than something for production. We must live with the stylesheets we’ve cascaded ourselves into.

The source code is on Tangled: https://tangled.org/vale.rocks/FixCSS
The library can be found on NPM: https://npmx.dev/package/@declanchidlow/fixcss

There is talk of regulating smart glasses, perhaps outright banning them. I can agree with regulation, but not with a ban.

For a lot of folks with severe visual impairments, smart glasses paired with image recognition are a great aid. For general usage by other people, a convenient glasses-based camera is great for capturing the exact perspective of the wearer while avoiding bulky head mounted camera gear.

However, what isn’t right is creepy, discreet, non-consensual recording, especially given who the recordings are in the hands of. Social media companies are not good custodians of data, Meta especially not. They should not share people’s eyes into the world. It is true that in many places you are legally able to record in public, but the legal fact doesn’t change the ethical and moral correctness. Flock has surveillance cameras across the United States for tracking people’s every move, and while legal, I think them reprehensible. Same applies to privacy-eroding face based cameras.

Smart glasses should use local or data-protections vetted object recognition models, be disconnected from surveillance operations and big tech, and have large, bright recording lights that are directly integrated with the camera, such that the camera cannot operate in isolation. It should also be made clear they are camera equipped, perhaps with an overt reflective patch as part of their design.

I don’t think a ban it a good idea, as bans are very rarely good ideas, but I do think that regulation is necessary and prudent. I fear that restricting their availability so they can only be used as an accessibility aid would end commercial investment into them entirely, but then removing the data-collecting ‘perv glasses’ aspects would also dissuade companies from further developing them.

Event

Beginning of Q3

Half the year passed, with one half to go.

I don’t actually understand why everyone keeps talking about using AI for coding.

I simply can’t see how artificial insemination helps with building software.

I play a fun game when checking domains that have expired called ‘Is it now a porn site, a gambling site, or did they fail a pivot into crypto/NFTs?’

Some applications and websites have inbuilt theming capabilities. Others lack anything of the sort but can be themed by external means.

I’d prefer people don’t theme or alter my work, as a painter prefers people not to alter their paintings. Please don’t theme our apps pops to mind. Of course, the web is a medium in which some modification can be expected. From zooming, to forcing fonts, to high-contrast mode, etc, people will modify sites. Particularly on the web, people will theme and modify things as they see fit. It is very much part of the platform’s ethos – user agent stylesheets and extensions and whatnot.

I know that I personally alter websites all the time. Whether that be deleting an element, forcing dark mode, stopping an annoying visual effect, or something more substantial. I also know that people have altered websites I’ve worked on (and icons I’ve designed), and that doing so usually makes me feel something adjacent to bad, conjuring thoughts of ‘Have I failed, such that people must undo or change my work?’.

Another line of thought in my own theming of sites (and indeed, creation of my own bespoke apps) is that I’m being exposed to less design. Exposure to different interfaces and flourishes is inspiring. You find new interface patterns and stay up-to-date with trends by seeing what is popular and in use. As a developer and designer, keeping track with what is ‘in’ is important, as is finding inspiration to motivate oneself and apply to other contexts. By forcing everything existing into my own rigid pre-existing structures, I’m walling myself off. In some cases, this is necessary, such as when the design is really bad or user-hostile, but in many other cases it is something I’m doing out of pure comfort with the known.

Web Platform Wishlist

Collaborators grow tired of my magic hacks.

A list of features I'd personally like to see added to web platform standards or better implemented in browsers. Improvements to HTML, new CSS, other web systems, or wider parts of the web platform that I think could be improved or expanded on to make the web a better place for users to use and for developers to develop on.

https://vale.rocks/posts/web-platform-wishlist

Web Browsers in Augmented, Mixed, and Virtual Reality

You thought tab hoarding was bad in 2D.

Overview and history of browsers on head-mounted extended reality devices, such as those by Oculus/Meta, Google, Vive, and Apple. Covering browsers available on the devices and the functionality they're capable of, including idiosyncrasies isolated to specific browsers and devices.

https://vale.rocks/posts/extended-reality-browsers

The screen door effect is the name given to the undesirable visual artefact produced by tiny lines separating pixels and/or subpixels in displays. It is particularly an issue for displays on head-mounted devices, as they are positioned close to the viewer and magnified by lenses. The effect is named for being similar to looking through a screen door, as seen here:

A picture of a monkey, an image of a screen door, and the picture of the monkey behind the image of a screen door. Behind the screen door the picture is visibly darker and appears lower quality.

Not only does the screen door effect harm image quality, but it also harms colour, reducing brightness and vibrance by masking the image with darkness.

The Oculus Go

Phone VR with an inbuilt phone.

Oculus' 2018 virtual reality headset, the Oculus Go, viewed from a modern perspective. Includes tutorials for installing a the glasses spacer and unlocking the software for improved long-term viability.

https://vale.rocks/posts/oculus-go

Demo

Ring Sphere (No JavaScript)
Demo

3D Globe (No JavaScript)

Web Browsers on PDAs

The web in the Palm of your hand.

A history of internet web browsers on personal digital assistant devices and operating systems, including EPOC, Apple Newton, Palm OS, and Windows Mobile (Pocket PC). From small, bespoke browsers with unique features to large mainstream browsers with PDA presence.

https://vale.rocks/posts/pda-browsers

There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files.

JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip.

Google’s AI Overview just confidently informed me that the PDA operating system EPOC (which isn’t an acronym and is instead a reference to the term ‘epoch’) actually stands for ‘Electronic Piece of Cheese’.

Google AI Overview reading: 'The EPOC Web Browser refers to the internet browsers developed for Psion's EPOC (Electronic Piece Of Cheese) operating system, which eventually became the foundation for Symbian OS. Though primitive by modern standards, these lightweight browsers were revolutionary for bringing internet access to early Personal Digital Assistants (PDAs).'

Unwelcome memories of setting up Windows 10 in bulk and Cortana vomiting its spiel from every single computer simultaneously.

Hi there! I’m Cortana, and I’m here to help. A little sign-in here, a touch of Wi-Fi there, and we’ll have your PC ready for all you plan to do. Use your voice or…

Let’s say it takes 30 minutes to read 8000 words, and lets assume that people only read a third of that (10 minutes). Based on my (under-representing) GoatCounter stats, 6000 people viewed my post about browsers on game consoles.

That calculates to people having spent a collective time of over 40 days reading that post.

Lots of vague figures and assumptions here, but still crazy to think about that amount of human life being spent reading my screed.

I’d love to be able to use a writer deck. Some sort of little distraction-free device built just for writing without the luring distractions posed by the rest of a computer. Something with a nice keyboard and pleasant screen – maybe e-ink?

Unfortunately, writer decks just don’t fit my needs. I can identify genuine value for creative writers, or people writing stories for the facts of which they already know, but that is very rarely me. Almost everything I write requires research, so I’m usually split between my writing buffer and a browser, and by the time a browser is introduced, the benefit of a writer deck is nullified.

In addition to traversing the World Wide Web for research, much of my writing is technical, so I find myself needing a way to write code and test it. That means I need to configure – and maintain – a development environment, and that whatever device I might use as a writer deck needs to be capable of performing these development tasks, ideally at such a speed that it doesn’t break my writing flow.

I’d love a writer deck, and it’d be fit for writing a novel or the likes, but for my needs I’m afraid it is impractical.

Web Browsers on Video Game Consoles

Exploring cyberspace with a thumbstick.

A comprehensive history of web browsers on video game consoles. From the CD-i to modern systems, exploring the evolution of the web on consoles in detail. Covering bespoke iterations, releases by PlanetWeb and NetFront, contemporary engines across Sega, PlayStation, Nintendo, and Xbox platforms, and other details.

https://vale.rocks/posts/game-console-browsers

Absolutely bonkers to see a single person referenced as ‘Web Implementer’ in the credits for old browsers. Even slightly later browsers with a small team of five or so people absolutely blow my mind.

The early web was a very different beast to the one we know now, that’s for sure.

Every single time someone talks to me at a normal speaking pace after I’ve been using a screen reader at Mach 10 speeds, it sounds like they’re ultra-drunk.

I dug out my old graphic design portfolio.

I love it for being an almost physical manifestation of my website, albeit a slightly older version. The colours and type might have changed since I put this portfolio together, but the general style remains intact.

Front of a spiral-bound portfolio. It has a magenta to black gradient with the text 'Graphic Design Portfolio. Declan Chidlow'.

Front spread of the portfolio. On the left page is a stylised picture of me with a shocked expression. To the right reads 'Ahoy! I'm Declan Chidlow' with a brief blurb.

A page showing my meat font, a bony typeface with muscle attached. The words 'Meat Font' are written, and on a page falling out of the crop are a collection of all the glyphs.

Stumbling towards the domain registrar with a crisp note in my hand in the same fashion as the drunk stumbles towards the bar with hand outstretched, steadying himself momentarily on the back of your chair before taking another step and finding himself on the floor.

At Maccas and we see a dozen or more rats scuttering around the car park bins. We pull up to the drive-thru window and mention ‘Wow, you’ve got a lot of rats out there!’.

We finish ordering and as we drive on she yells to her manager through the busy restaurant ‘This guy says we’ve got rats!’.

🤦

Sometimes people message me to say thanks to me for sharing my code publicly, because it has helped them understand something.

Such messages reach me sending electric strikes of fear into my heart. I can’t stress enough how bad of an idea referencing any of my code is. I feel I must apologise.