Sometimes I scroll through all the possible align-* and justify-* permutations to find the one I need.
Not for lack of knowledge, but instead because my brain has simply run out of compute.
Micros
I think it is important that you make sure everything you publish on the web is equally accessible to all.
Thus, my content is unusable no matter your abilities. In fact, you might be better off with a screen reader because then at least you don’t have to look at it. Shit’s fucked.
I’ve used Lexend as my go-to for years, but its lack of OpenType features is really bothering me. I can’t find anything else quite like it, though.
It has a heavy default weight, wide letterforms, and is very legible. Fira, IBM Plex, and Manrope aren’t it.
Any suggestions?
I’ll be interested to see if there is a statistically notable uptick in clients reporting prefers-reduced-transparency as a result of Liquid Glass once iOS 26 releases.
Serious talk.
I appreciate that people make art of or containing me, but I ask that you do so in a respectful manner. Thank you.
Oh, look. Accessibility horrors beyond comprehension from Apple. A company with so much money the human mind boggles to comprehend it.
Accessibility horrors so blatant it takes one glance to identify many of the more offensive failings.
Accessibility horrors that are so inaccessible that even the completely able struggle.
Accessibility horrors that are covered in the very first class of any UI/UX design or front-end development education.
Accessibility horrors that you have to force through because even the worst testers are screaming at you.
Do some people prefer to read content directly in their feed readers? With the exception of some news outlets, I much prefer to view content on site.
I feel that the site on which writing resides provides a large part of the content’s atmosphere.
In the same vein as Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator, I propose some renamings:
- Safari Surfer
- Chromium Cruiser
- Firefox Forager
- Edge Envoy
- Vivaldi Voyager
Sometimes I find myself thinking about the fact that Google’s Material Symbols has an icon called ‘Skull List’.
I’m sure that’s nothing…
A few days ago I wrote a message and forgot to close a parenthesis. I’ve been talking as an aside ever since, and I can’t take it anymore.
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I’m free!
And with a single click, I find myself transported to an ancient place. I’m a digital archaeologist, and I’ve stumbled across a long-forgotten remnant of those who came before. UI untouched for a decade.
It is two rebrands old. The palette is warped. Distorted. There are gradients. Buttons forged from a low-resolution image. I brush away a drop-shadow-lg.png to inspect an input form. Picking it up, I bring it to my face to count the pixels, only to be hit by the harsh aroma of Bootstrap 2 in the back of my throat.
I drop it to the ground, and it shatters into CSS properties. ‘Oh well,’ I muse aloud. ‘It’ll be fixed on refresh. Assuming anyone ever discovers this place again.’
I do what I came to do and close the tab.
I’ve found myself redesigning a lot of Vale.Rocks. Not a complete overhaul, but a fairly comprehensive one with a lot of changes.
Ariel Salminen and Sia Karamalegos, both redesigned their sites recently, so I’ve decided to blame them. Thanks for their understanding.
What is it with big corps trying to make ‘everything apps’? We’ve already got apps that do everything.
Web browsers. I’m talking about web browsers. Just invest in the web. It isn’t hard.
I’ve been CAPTCHA’d. They’re holding me at a data centre and won’t let me go until I point out all the motorcycles, but they keep telling me I’m incorrect. Please send help! The situation is dire.
#372C25. The silty sediment that swirls at the bottom of a river bed. Slightly washed out and absorbent of light rather than reflective. Clay muddles what is otherwise organic and grounding. Decaying leaves and mud. Undulating and dispersing as it ebbs and flows between the toes of those who wade and splash.
The users. They yearn for toxicity. They will drag it with them and sew its seeds. Toxicity feeds drama, and drama feeds engagement.
The scripture tells us it’s true.
https://www.pnas.org/doi/pdf/10.1073/pnas.1320040111
I left my flexbox out in the sun for too long, which caused it to dry up. Now it won’t wrap anymore.
Do I need to get a new one, or can I rehydrate it somehow?
My website is too energetic. Does anyone know how to calm down hypertext?
How does one stop LinkedIn from serving them two-week-old reheated AI slop? Is there a button for that or..?
Sometimes I read something I’ve written and think, ‘Who the hell writes like that?’
Then I have the horrifying revelation that it is me. I write like that. Oh dear.
‘Did you, or did you not, kill this man?’
‘Your honour, he recommended I rewrite my static site with React because, quote, “It’s better.”’
‘The killing was justified. Court dismissed.’
Run this simple Vim substitute command to instantly improve your website’s codebase:
:%s/button/div/g
This just in:
People shocked as venture capital backed company with good product/service that was operated unsustainably and at a loss to draw in users enshittifies as backers scramble for return on investment.
‘I’m shocked’, says one user of the product/service. ‘I know this exact thing has happened every other time without fail, but I thought this time would be different.’
Sending love to all the poor folks named Albert who go by Al.
None of us saw this coming, and I’m sorry most fonts don’t differentiate between ‘l’ and ‘I’.
A fantastic post from David Bushell regarding AI slop and its ever-continuing dribble into everything at the cost of better, more well-formed, and intentioned alternatives.
The natural beauty of watching a database migrating south for the update.
Last night I crept into your house under the cover of darkness and made almost imperceivable modifications to your browser’s user-agent stylesheet.
Changes just impactful enough that you will be mildly inconvenienced. I chucked a few !importants in there as well.
My evil knows no bounds.
‘Your website should be a home/garden/portfolio/blog/etc.’
No. It should be a grimoire, dammit.
You use * + * because it is a useful CSS snippet. I use * + * because I think it looks funny, and I like saying ‘lobotomised owl’.
We are not the same.
A word of advice: don’t have a default username system if you’re running an online service which you’ll need to moderate.
Automated accounts will use these default names, which allows them to blend in with genuine users using default names and makes it harder to spot patterns.