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I’ve been CAPTCHA’d. They’re holding me at a data centre and won’t let me go until I point out all the motorcycles, but they keep telling me I’m incorrect. Please send help! The situation is dire.

Note with text distorted like a CAPTCHA reading: 'I'm still stuck here. I feel insanity creeping in. I swear I clicked all of the motorcycles. Do the little bits in the corners count? I'm starting to think they just like the sound of my panicked keyboard clicks. Please help me. I beg of you.'

A hand reaching out through a Google reCAPTCHA interface towards the viewer. The top reads: 'Select all squares where something feels wrong. If there are none, click skip'. The hand is going beyond the borders of the image box and covering portions of the UI.