Micros

Writing with proper grammar is a curse online because it makes people feel entitled to offer all sorts of unsolicited corrections.

Many people write in phone shorthand, littered with spelling mistakes and without any punctuation, without having anyone pull them up on it.

But because I generally write with correct spelling and grammar, I’ll have multiple people harassing me when I slip up.

A few notes after voting in an election for the first time:

  • The queue is non-existent mid-afternoon.
  • The upper-house ballot paper is way bigger than I anticipated.
  • You can figure out a lot about a party based on their ‘how to vote’ cards.
  • I’m sick of stupid corflute cards.

Bing Webmaster Tools just generally suck, yeah? Surely it can’t just be me that finds them super buggy and can rarely get them to index anything.

Does anyone have experience with them working nicely?

All right, I’m calling a timeout. Can everyone please stop writing so many good articles, please? I’ve got work to do, and you all keep distracting me.

Given the recent hubbub regarding Firefox, I know a lot of people are looking for another browser.

I want to take this opportunity to remind you that almost everything out there is based on Chromium and that this gives Google a dangerous power over our web. Google has a near-complete monopoly – don’t play into it.

https://vale.rocks/posts/everything-is-chrome

Further on this topic, I see a lot of people switching to Vivaldi, which, as well as being built on Chromium, isn’t fully open source.

https://vivaldi.com/blog/technology/why-isnt-vivaldi-browser-open-source/

When children express objectionable views, we’re quick to ask, ‘Where did they pick that up from?’, ‘What have they been watching?’, or ‘Who told them this?’.

Perhaps we need to ask the same regarding adults.

Let’s put this masonry debate to rest. I propose we replace grid with masonry altogether. Think about how much trendier everything will be.

My magnet implant is super sensitive at the moment. I can feel the magnets in my laptop chassis as I type this.

Wonder what is causing it and if it is permanent.

This is really wack. It is so much more sensitive. I can easily sense a field from double the distance I could yesterday.

I’ve palpated the area and can’t feel any physical difference. Really odd.

Speakers of English (traditional) rejoice, for I have fixed CSS. You can sleep easy knowing that there exists an easy way to permit writing ‘colour’ as ‘colour’.

BritCSS is a simple bit of client-side JS that permits using English spellings.

Always fun to put together small things like this because I inevitably learn something I didn’t know.

https://github.com/DeclanChidlow/BritCSS

I had a vision.

The CSS Masonry angel came down from the heavens and addressed me. I made to speak, but it reached out a single slender finger and touched it to my lips to hush me. ‘Soon,’ it said with the voice of a choir. ‘Soon.’

I just shaved my head down to bald again. This marks my fourth time doing so, the past three being in aid of the Leukaemia Foundation, for whom I raised a few thousand dollars.

I figured I’d note some of the benefits, especially those I’ve noticed after some two years since my last haircut.

  • Instantly dry after bathing.
  • So much cooler temperature-wise.
  • Hair stays out of one’s face/eyes without the need to tie it up.
  • Doesn’t get tangled nor require as much care.
  • Especially when freshly shaven, extra sensations can be felt. I had an old maths teacher who swore he could forecast the weather, but more realistically, being able to feel air vortexes when walking through doors can be expected.
  • In the same vein as the previous, a shower stream on a freshly shaved head feels orgasmic.

Of course, there are also downsides.

  • There is social stigma surrounding being bald, especially for men who might be made fun of for male pattern baldness, though I’ve copped a fair few undesired comments as a teenager.
  • It is horrifically easy to be sunburnt.
  • Takes effort to maintain.
  • Head stubble is surprisingly grippy and can catch on things.