Firehose

If you make a CSS centring joke in the modern era, you deserve to be put in a metal flexbox and centred in the middle of the ocean.

My magnet implant is super sensitive at the moment. I can feel the magnets in my laptop chassis as I type this.

Wonder what is causing it and if it is permanent.

This is really wack. It is so much more sensitive. I can easily sense a field from double the distance I could yesterday.

I’ve palpated the area and can’t feel any physical difference. Really odd.

Speakers of English (traditional) rejoice, for I have fixed CSS. You can sleep easy knowing that there exists an easy way to permit writing ‘colour’ as ‘colour’.

BritCSS is a simple bit of client-side JS that permits using English spellings.

Always fun to put together small things like this because I inevitably learn something I didn’t know.

https://github.com/DeclanChidlow/BritCSS

I’ve got YouTubers reacting to my writing and AI podcasts discussing it.

I’ve really made it now…

I was working with Three.js today, and I noticed they’ve got a navigation item called ‘GPT’ in the sidebar of their site.

Clicking it takes you to a ChatGPT GPT called ‘Three.js Mentor’. First time I’ve seen something like this. Feels odd.

I had a vision.

The CSS Masonry angel came down from the heavens and addressed me. I made to speak, but it reached out a single slender finger and touched it to my lips to hush me. “Soon,” it said with the voice of a choir. “Soon.”

I build on the web but, more importantly, I build for the web.

Tonight, on Hacker News.

Vale posts a comment on a thread about Kindle hacking and writes the word gaol as ‘gaol’ rather than ‘jail’.

Everyone loses their minds. Insults are hurled. Riots in the streets.

More at 9.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43074102

My links page has ballooned to some 300+ items – not including the YouTube playlist – so I’ve split it up and added descriptions to some things. Enjoy!

https://vale.rocks/links

AI is Stifling Tech Adoption has seen response beyond anything I’ve ever written before and has prompted some really interesting discussion.

In particular, I’ve enjoyed Jared White’s take in his article on That HTML Blog.

https://thathtml.blog/2025/02/we-need-to-talk-about-anti-web-coding-assistants

Just redesigned my website’s landing page as it was starting to feel a tad stale. I blame Shellsharks for prompting this with their recent redesign.

That feeling when you setup a custom GitHub Action workflow and it works first time.

Salma Alam-Nayor’s recent writing and discussion of ‘copy codeblock’ buttons and their accessibility benefits has prompted me to finally get around to adding them to Vale.Rocks.

I also finally got around to adding syntax highlighting, which was long overdue.

Have a look on my Lorem Ipsum page:
https://vale.rocks/posts/lorem-ipsum#codeblocks

position: sticky is one of those CSS things I can never get first time. Try as I might, I always end up flubbing around with it.

CSS crimes are the best crimes.

I just shaved my head down to bald again. This marks my fourth time doing so, the past three being in aid of the Leukaemia Foundation, for whom I raised a few thousand dollars.

I figured I’d note some of the benefits, especially those I’ve noticed after some two years since my last haircut.

• Instantly dry after bathing.
• So much cooler temperature-wise.
• Hair stays out of one’s face/eyes without the need to tie it up.
• Doesn’t get tangled nor require as much care.
• Especially when freshly shaven, extra sensations can be felt. I had an old maths teacher who swore he could forecast the weather, but more realistically, being able to feel air vortexes when walking through doors can be expected.
• In the same vein as the previous, a shower stream on a freshly shaved head feels orgasmic.

Of course, there are also downsides.

• There is social stigma surrounding being bald, especially for men who might be made fun of for male pattern baldness, though I’ve copped a fair few undesired comments as a teenager.
• It is horrifically easy to be sunburnt.
• Takes effort to maintain.
• Head stubble is surprisingly grippy and can catch on things.

If you ever feel useless, just remember that some chocolate has resealable packaging.

Sure, sex is great and all, but have you ever felt a shower stream on a freshly shaved head?

To the tune of Devo’s Beautiful World.

It’s a beautiful web we log on to,
A realm of quiet art–
Handcrafted pages and thoughtful words
Where each voice leaves its mark.
Makes me want to say…

It’s a beautiful web,
It’s a beautiful web,
It’s a beautiful web
For you, for you, for you.

It’s a great time for creation,
A moment to truly share;
Mindful code and written dreams
All built with honest care.
Makes me want to say…

It’s an uplifting space,
It’s an uplifting space,
It’s an uplifting space
For you, for you, for you.

Hey!
Tell me, what do you see?

Introverts bathed in LCD light,
Finding meaning in the night.
Hey, hey!

It’s a beautiful web we log on to,
A realm of quiet art–
Handcrafted pages and thoughtful words
Where each voice leaves its mark.
Makes me want to say…

It’s a beautiful web,
It’s a beautiful web,
It’s a beautiful web
For you, for you, for you.

It’s not for me.

(It’s a beautiful web) For you
(It’s a beautiful web) For you
(It’s a beautiful web) For you
(It’s a beautiful web) Not me–
(It’s a beautiful web)…

Put together a fresh website and new branding for my Revolt moderation bot AutoMod.

Dipped my toes a little into experimenting with Material 3 styling.

https://automod.vale.rocks

I dunno why tens of people have been accessing my website with legacy Microsoft Edge, but, if you’re one of them, I hope you know I’m going to have to kill you.

I’m sorry, that’s just the way it goes. You brought this upon yourself.

It came to my attention that my search wrapper was broken on Windows.

I have now fixed this (and added more providers).

Happy searching!

https://search.vale.rocks