Firehose

I need write some words coherently proper please. Grant me strength to word put together into sentence so can read well and goodly. Brain all frazzled can’t word readable way thank you. Oh dear. Too many language.

EmDash caught my eye when Cloudflare released it at the start of April. April 1st, no less. It is a simple content management system built upon the lovely Astro web framework. EmDash looked like a solution to some problems I encounter, those being that WordPress is too much to manage for simpler sites and is too complex for less computer-adept folks to manage. I love static sites, but a CMS is a must for people without much tech experience. A bespoke static site is also a much greater undertaking than an off-the-shelf offering.

WordPress and I get on as well as any developer can get on with WordPress. We might not be the best of friends, but we are amicable. However, I sometimes yearn for something simpler I can plonk in front of an older or less technically inclined client. Something that is easy to host, easy for people to update content on, and looks decent out of the box is the dream. Sure enough, someone who could barely manage their Mac managed to figure out EmDash. Hooray!

Unfortunately, EmDash isn’t ready for prime time. It is primarily AI authored, and that shows. Some UI elements overflow off the screen. Many features lack documentation or have documentation that is ambiguous in a way that only an LLM can manage. ‘Failed to publish. Failed to publish content.’ is an error as frustrating as it is vague. It also isn’t triggered by some unknown edge case, as I can replicate it with the CMS’ online playground.

There is no polish here, and it is an exercise in frustration. I can’t in good faith put EmDash in front of a client. EmDash will probably improve (it is only a month and a half old), but it isn’t fit for use yet. Far from it.

Playing around with training a small language model exclusively on my own writing and work again.

I love this output: https://www.com/wiki/posts

It is trained on links and the presence of URL parts like ‘https’, ‘www’, ‘com’, and ‘wiki’ (from Wikipedia) in association but doesn’t quite manage to put them together correctly. This mode of failure really represents how language models work under the hood.

They say you mustn’t Log Off.

A far from perfect little table, but one that hopefully gets the point across and works as a reference. Scripts ≠ languages, with many scripts being used by many languages.

Trying to kill WordPress is like trying to kill a god. You will be made an example of, humiliated, and quite possibly smote by powers otherwise unknown in this realm.

I love dark mode, but it mustn’t be the only option. For a lot of people, white text upon a dark background is illegible.

Common eye conditions like astigmatism, myopia, and presbyopia can make content look foggy, become hard to focus on, and cause eye strain.

The above effect is especially exacerbated by strong contrast, like pure white on pure black. However, different conditions benefit from different levels of contrast. For example, people with conditions such as cataracts, aniridia, and achromatopsia can benefit from low-contrast visuals. The prefers-contrast CSS media feature is fantastic for tailoring to your user’s needs.

I’ve successfully broken Hacker News. This submission has -4 points, somehow.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48104663

I got jumpscared by John Lennon’s face appearing on my computer screen, but it was actually my own reflection. It was late ’60s John Lennon I thought I saw as well, so evidently my hair is looking dishevelled.

You can’t put important links exclusively in your site’s footer if you have infinite scroll.

You can’t have infinite scroll if you put important links exclusively in your site’s footer.

Please stop.

A lot of developers mistakenly think that the code is the product. In reality, for most businesses the product is the product, and the code is merely means to an end.

I think this explains why so many developers’ efforts are so horribly misguided by modern technologies. They’re building the code, not the product.

I’m trying to reduce my reliance on the increasingly unstable United States of America and move to more ethically run services. As part of that, I’m moving from GitHub. I’ve been steadily moving off GitHub for months. I’ve moved lots of site hosting off of GitHub Pages, removed GitHub-based comments from this site, and have been rearchitecting systems to avoid being GitHub-specific.

Unfortunately moving to another Git forge is a big effort – in part due to choice. Though I am comfortable and capable of self-hosting, I don’t want to have to self-host my Git forge. That isn’t a maintenance burden I want, and unless federated, it adds unwanted friction for contributors.

1. GitLab: I’ve been on GitLab for ages. It is pretty fully featured but has an identical vibe to GitHub. If they had the chance, I think they’d make the exact same mistakes.

2. SourceHut: So complicated yet so lacking of comfort features. The interface is too finicky and email workflows are clunky.

3. Gitea: A tad shady for my liking.

4. Forgejo: Fantastic, but I don’t want to self-host.

5. Codeberg: Pretty good hosted version of Forgejo, and I’d probably be happy with it.

I’ve ended up with Tangled. Tangled is built on the AT Protocol, which is nice given my adoption of the ecosystem. However, it also introduces my biggest gripe, which is the lack of private repositories, meaning I won’t be able to leave GitHub entirely. I very much do like that you can self-host Git repositories with ‘knots’ and CI runners with ‘spindles’, allowing better data portability in future. Simple repo migration is also on the roadmap.

Tangled also unfortunately isn’t supported by a lot of build tools and systems I use, which is a shame from the perspective of ease-of-use. I won’t be able to make a full migration until Tangled adds support for releases and private repositories and until other services get support for Tangled, but I’ve already moved over what I can. Most notably, I’ve moved my Stoat bots.

Popular short-form video creator Zack D Films uploaded a video in 2024 titled ‘Biohacking With A Magnetic Implant 😳’. It has been seen by a lot of people. Currently it sits at almost 29 million views and 1.4 million likes on YouTube alone, having also been posted on many other platforms, including TikTok and Facebook. It has also spread via reuploads by other accounts.

I have a magnet implanted in my hand. I’ve written about it at length and published my own short-form videos. Unfortunately, people cite this video at me all the time, blindly believing the claims it makes and even trusting it over me. Here are some debunks:

1. ‘The magnet vibrates slightly, allowing you to detect hidden electronics or wires.’ Kinda. You’re certainly not feeling anything from a cable under a piece of fabric charging a phone as depicted. The vibration you feel is alternating current (AC), so you’d never feel it from a length of phone cable, which will always be direct current (DC). You can legitimately feel a flutter from, for example, a computer power supply, however.

2. ‘Connecting it to an infrared device would let you feel the distance of objects.’ What? How are you ‘connecting’ a magnet to an infrared device? How are you feeling the distance of objects? The animation shows a mobile phone, but modern phones don’t have IR capabilities (the phone depicted appears to be an iPhone, which doesn’t). If you’re making a separate device for detecting distance via IR, why not just make the device alert you another way? How does a magnet come into this? None of this makes any sense.

3. ‘Eventually though, the magnet will lose its strength’. There are a few conditions under which magnets lose their strength. Heat, trauma, and corrosion can demagnetise a magnet. However, if your implant is reaching the Curie temp or encountering other such significant damage, your fleshy human form has much bigger problems. Proper implants are always coated, usually with glass, resin, titanium or gold, and while tactile nerve displacement can lessen the effectiveness of a magnet implant, it won’t demagnetise it.

Publishing pixel art on the web? Don’t let it get blurred and smushed.

Apply image-rendering: crisp-edges to the image with CSS. Alternatively, export your pixel art at a higher resolution, so each visual pixel is made of many pixels, minimising impact from scaling and compression.

Remember to also use a good file format. Formats like JPEG are optimised for photos, not pixel art, and can introduce artefacts. PNG and GIF are good choices.

Vale.Rocks appears to be almost entirely functional in Ladybird now. Few tiny little hiccups, but I’d say ~95% of it works. Performance still has a bit to go, but Ladybird has come a long way since my last test.

Servo still has a bit further to go but has made some significant progress recently.

I truly do find it extremely difficult to type ‘http’ without automatically suffixing an s.

I love that the same brands which once carefully curated their identity and adhered to stringent brand guidelines are now slopping out brand resources with random image generators that smush their wordmark and butcher their logo.

Junior designers used to be crucified for lesser failings.

So, the web has better responsive images now. That’s great.

But, when will the web be getting responsible images? I’m sick of all the delinquents roaming the web like they own the place.

For most of the world, Google Search is the search engine. So much so that it has become a verb in conversation – to ‘Google’ something. Even if you use another option, you still likely think of Google Search first.

However, there are many countries where Google has fierce competition and is even sometimes surpassed. In China, Baidu Search is the standard, with Bing holding a fairly significant market share as well. In Russia, Yandex dominates the search market. Popular in South Korea is Naver.

There are also some countries where non-Google search engines have a significant hold, but not quite as substantial. Yandex is popular in Russia’s neighbouring countries: Belarus, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and Turkey. Yahoo! and Bing are both rather popular in Japan. Seznam remains rather popular in the Czech Republic, and Cốc Cốc does reasonably in Vietnam.

A common reason for these engines being popular is their handling of local languages using non-Latin scripts. Censorship and compliance with government regulations also influence their success.

These search engines are worth keeping front of mind if you’re targeting an aforementioned country or localising for them.

I’m looking for a device I can use for WebKit/Safari testing. However, I can’t justify splashing too much cash on a Mac that I’ll scarcely use.

I’m looking at something with Apple Silicon so that it won’t be dropped by the next software update. Currently considering a 2020 M1 MacBook Air with a broken screen, which I can use headless. Maybe a Mac Mini, but they’re pretty scarce on the second-hand market. People seem to hang onto iMacs long-term, so they aren’t really around.

Thinking the Neo down the line, perhaps.

Any thoughts?

Communism works on paper but fails in practice. Wikipedia fails on paper but works in practice. All my ideas fail on paper and then are proven failures in practice.

Sometimes you find yourself deep in the decaying bowels of the archived Safari HTML Reference and you’ve just got to look at yourself and ask ‘Where did I go wrong?’

Vague posting is going to make the work of future historians so very difficult indeed.

I always caution people against using GoDaddy. It may be the largest domain registrar, but it is also the worst I know of.

There are a great deal of reasons why. So many, in fact, that there exists an entire Wikipedia page: Controversies surrounding GoDaddy. However, even that multi-thousand-word page only covers the tip of the iceberg. It misses out so many more issues.

GoDaddy does a lot of domain squatting – more than I’ve seen from any other ‘legitimate’ registrar. GoDaddy keeps giving away people’s domains, even when they’ve been registered for decades. They’re spineless and willing to twist to corrupt agendas and are notorious for terrible support. It seems all the money they make goes to paying big-name actors to star in advertisements so they can ensnare new victims, rather than improving their actual product.

Their domain prices are also consistently higher than other services when I’ve compared them. I can’t think of a single benefit to choosing GoDaddy.