Films

Excruciatingly boring in visuals, storytelling, and writing. Only became mildly interesting in the final quarter.

• 2025-12-12 | Streaming

Not quite as sharp as the originals. What made Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker brilliant was the sheer number of layered jokes that are so numerous that even after several watches you continue to discover new ones. I feel like I've experienced all this film has to offer in the first watch, and that each of the jokes felt added on, rather than inline and spur of the moment. They were almost skits, rather than quick visual gags or witty turns of phrase that you take a moment to process before chuckling.

• 2026-01-01 | Streaming

Too long and extremely poorly paced. The action sequences were exhilarating, and the visuals were great, but the story was sloppy. Generically named malevolent AI that gains sentience and tries to destroy the world is a plot that has been done to death. The action scenes were slightly marred due to the characters being seemingly invincible and thus the risks being nullified. One can only suspend their disbelief so much in a film that is attempting to remain based in reality.

• 2025-12-07 | Streaming

• 2025-05-29 | Streaming

• 2024-11-15 | Streaming

• 2024-05-07 | Streaming

• 2024-04 | Plane

• 2023 | Cinema

An attempt to recapture nostalgia with an aging main character which ends up just feeling trite.

• 2024-12-16 | Streaming

• 2022 | Cinema

• 2022 | Cinema

• 2023-04 | Television

I find this film, as I do Bowie more generally, incredibly inspiring. I regret not watching it in cinema.

• 2025-03-14 | Streaming
• 2025-04-25 | Streaming

• 2024-10-26 | Streaming

While watching, I wanted nothing more than to write. When I began writing, I wanted nothing more than to watch. A condensation of motivation.

• 2025-11-30 | Streaming

• 2025-07-06 | Streaming

I came for Daniel Radcliffe, and I wasn't disappointed. Absolutely stupid movie, but stylistically interesting and full of gratuitous, gory violence.

• 2026-02-21 | Streaming

• 2026-02-10 | Streaming

• 2019 | Drive-In Cinema

  Sing-along version in a double feature with Alita: Battle Angel.

• 2019 | Cinema

• 2018 | Cinema

• 2018 | Cinema

• 2018-04-29 | Cinema

• 2019 | Drive-In Cinema

  Double feature with Bohemian Rhapsody.

• 2018 | Cinema

• 2017 | Cinema

• 2017-07-14 | Cinema

• 2017-07-04 | Cinema

A rare case of the sequel being better than the first.

• 2025-08-15 | Streaming

• 2016 | Cinema

• 2016-04-15 | Cinema

• 2016-04-26 | Cinema

• 2016-07-05 | Cinema

• 2016-07-17 | Cinema

The fact they didn't call this 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' was a silly decision.

• 2016 | Cinema

• 2015-01-22 | Cinema

• 2015-01-15 | Cinema

• 2015-10-12 | Cinema

• 2015-04-10 | Cinema

• 2015-04-14 | Cinema

• 2021-06-24 | Streaming

• 2026-01-24 | Streaming

• 2024-10-05 | Streaming

• 2021-06-24 | Streaming

I must admit this is the weakest of the Cornetto Trilogy and a bit 'blokier' than is my preference, but it was enjoyable nonetheless.

• 2025-12-10 | Streaming

• 2021-06-23 | Streaming

• 2022-01-15 | Streaming

• 2012 | Cinema

• 2025-06-29 | Streaming

• 2021-06-23 | Streaming

• 2024-10-04 | Streaming

Diabolically cringy (to the point of being difficult to watch at points), wonderfully stylised, and absolutely packed with burgeoning stars.

• 2025-11-05 | Streaming
• 2025-12-16 | Streaming

The start of this film is perhaps the biggest gut punch to ever open a children's movie.

• 2025-06-27 | Streaming

• 2025 | Streaming

• 2025-07-19 | Streaming

• 2025-02-02 | Streaming

• 2024-10-01 | Streaming

• 2021-10-15 | Streaming

The first half felt a tad weak due to the psychological aspects not being properly explored as a result of the constant comedic relief breaking tension. It strengthened greatly in the last quarter. Overall, I feel it could have leaned a little bit more into the incoherency of dreams, rather than just the surrealism.

• 2025-10-16 | Streaming

Further evidence of there being no god to save us.

• 2019-03 | Theatre

  Watched with full musical accompaniment of the West Australian Symphony Orchestra.

Significantly worse than the 1971 film adaptation.

I distinctly remember going to a Civic Video and making the mistake of renting this on DVD while thinking, 'Ooh, a Thunderbirds movie. I like Thunderbirds.'

• 2025-08-31 | Cinema

  On original 35mm film in a double feature with the first film.

Like the first film, this is hilarious to watch as an adult given how many they managed to get away with for an audience of children.

• 2024-12-29 | Streaming

The body horror of a man's physicality disobeying his mind played off for laughs. Owned on a scratched ex-video-store DVD, such that at the climax of the film, when French Stewart breaks the fourth wall and says, 'Here comes the good part', it would cease playing and never recover.

• 2024-09-30 | Streaming

• 2024-09-19 | Streaming
• 2025-08-31 | Cinema

  On original 35mm film in a double feature with the sequel. It opened with trailers for The Matrix, Darkman, and the N64's GoldenEye 007. It had an advert for Warner Bros Movie World on the Gold Coast, the 'You wouldn't steal a car' anti-piracy presentation and 'Office of Film and Literature Classification' rating, as well as the Digital dts Sound showcase. Just before it played, the original twin towers trailer was shown.

I have scarcely seen a more adult children's film.

• 2024-12-25 | Streaming

• 2026-03-06 | Streaming

Fails to quite achieve the highs of the series, especially the emotional impact, but is altogether a worthy watch. I am a tad disappointed it lacked some of the futuristic dystopia vibes the series showcased.

• 2025-10-11 | Streaming

• 2024-09-14 | Streaming

• 2024-09-29 | Streaming

• 2022-09-13 | Streaming

• 2024-09-01 | Streaming

• 2021-01-02 | Streaming

• 2024-10-05 | Streaming

• 2025-08-21 | Cinema

  Returned to cinemas for it's 4K restoration.

• 2025-09-04 | Streaming

A sickening depravity such that I feel personally accosted having watched it.

• 2025-08-17 | Streaming

• 2024-11-30 | Streaming
• 2024-12-02 | Streaming

This was my first introduction to Star Trek: The Next Generation.

An objectively bad film, but absolutely fantastic in the eyes of a hopeless tech nerd like myself.

• 2024-12-27 | Streaming
• 2025-02-08 | Streaming

Extremely rigid and stilted, though with some great cyberpunk vibes and very funky graphics for visualising the computer usage.

• 2026-01-14 | Streaming

  International theatrical edit.

• 2024-11-15 | Streaming

Funny, but inferior to previous Naked Gun films.

• 2025-04-25 | Streaming

Required viewing for high school English. Watched at least 20 more times than any sane person should.

• 2024-12-24 | Streaming

• 2017 | Streaming

  Watched at a caravan park in North West Australia on the old family laptop. Quite an audience gathered.

Funny, but inferior to previous Naked Gun films.

• 2024-12-06 | Streaming

As a fan of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy, Darkman has a lot of the same stylistic hallmarks, although as yet unrefined. I'm unsure if it was supposed to be quite as funny as I found it, but I really enjoyed it in a schlock sense.

• 2025-09-14 | Streaming

• 2025-09-13 | Streaming

• 2025-07-31 | Streaming

• 2024-12-23 | Streaming

• 2026-01-04 | Streaming

• 2025-01-18 | Streaming

• 2025-06-28 | Streaming

• 2024-12-11 | Streaming

A fantastic satire, though it is a shame that private enterprise meddling in public services and police brutality have remained such relevant topics. The stop-motion and practical effects are fantastic. Where many films present an 80s version of the future, RoboCop feels like the future brought back to the 80s.

• 2026-01-10 | Streaming

In Year 10 of high school this was required watching for my English class and I wrote many essays on it. One shudders to think of how many times I've seen this film and how many hours I dedicated to analysing it. I was top of my class that year though.

• 2024-08-24 | Streaming

• 2025-01-03 | Streaming
• 2025-01-18 | Streaming

While absolutely a fantastic film in its own right, it is elevated by it's sequels. It is a rare case of what I'd consider a 'perfect' film, in that I don't think it could be improved any further.

• 2021-07-13 | Streaming

The best of all of the Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker films.

• 2021-06-30 | Streaming

Segments one, three, and four are standout. Lithgow's performance has stuck with me ever since I first caught the latter portion of the fourth segment late at night on free-to-air.

• 2026-02-28 | Streaming

The exquisite practical visuals, paired with Vangelis' music, make this one of the most stunning pieces of cinema I've been exposed to. The fantastic performances, particularly the tears in rain monologue, only furthers this.

• 2025-08-02 | Streaming

  Final Cut

• 2026-01-23 | Streaming

  Final Cut

• 2024-09-07 | Streaming

• 2021-07-13 | Streaming
• 2024-12-14 | Streaming

• 2025-04-26 | Streaming

  Redux. Far worse than theatrical and a plain step-down in pacing. Added material was unnecessary and was cut for a reason.

• 2026-01-20 | Streaming

• 2021-09-24 | Streaming

• 2025-11-18 | Streaming

• 2024-09-01 | Streaming

• 2024-11-16 | Streaming

Holding the book in such high regard, I was rather disappointed by the film and am maligned by the fact that it seems to be the version of A Clockwork Orange in the zeitgeist.

I love the slightly sinister undertones of completely unhinged insanity Gene Wilder brings. The tunnel scene in particular is wonderfully and disorientingly disturbing.

• 2024-08-31 | Streaming

A film from my childhood I hold most dear. It is imbued with a certain sort of magic I struggle to articulate. It is clever, and fun, and fantasmagorical.

• 2025-04-23 | Streaming
• 2025-09-06 | Streaming

Certainly not one of the best films, but certainly one of my favourites.

• 2025-03-08 | Streaming
• 2024-10-15 | Streaming

Starring Peter Cushing, my favourite incarnation of Dr Who. Owned on VHS for many years.

• 2025-03-22 | Streaming

• 2021-09-03 | Streaming